Handsome's Pimp Food: The Pomegrant

I saw and ate my first pomegrant last weekend. Sounds boring but have you ever seen one of these puppy's. Fucken cool, cool as a cucumber in a hot girl's shopping cart. Anyhow I had never seen one and it blew me away. Of course the setting was just right. Cronotons. "The Gift of the Maggi" told me that they are also called Chinese Apples. Damn Chinese, always having cool stuff. Anyhoo, it looks like a big red boring root/fruit thing. Nothing exciting. Until you open the damn thing up. There are hundreds of little red juicy seeds inside. It looks like what you would expect from some cheap sci-fi movie. Say....Innerspace. It's a great snack when you are all cronotonned up. You pick out these little seed things and eat'em. Shit I was lunchin, straight lunchin my first time. This shit sounds boring but this shit is pimp. You bust one of these out for the ladies and I guarantee they drop trau like and Indian with dysentary. Also the little suckers pop and squirt thier juices everywhere. The shit made me horny as hell. I tell you. Get a pomegrant and start pimpin. I bet if you rub one all over a lady then lick the juices off you will be a happy happy man. Watch out Snakes........