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HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND FRIENDS!

WOW THAT IS SOME RANDOM SHIT I MUST SAY.............HOPE YOU DON'T MIND

MORE BREAKING NEWS: Catburglar stirkes again

In what is now the 2nd reported incident of its kind this week, Fluffuck the pussy was held up at gunpoint outside a favorite scratching post in the Lower East Side. Fluffuck was accosted by a masked gunman wearing a "Blue Karl Pawlewicz Fan Club" T-Shirt. The incident occurred on the corner of Orchard and Stanton in the LES. The details are still fuzzy but authorities say they are searching for this Karl and further investigating the supposed fan club. If you have any information please come forward as these heinous crimes against LES pussies must stop. Please call our pussy tipline @ 1-888 -877-8779.

A POEM FOR ALL OF YOU

you are a penis.
if i were gay i would love you.
however i not gay and am just a lonely heterosexual.
so i will only play with you.
-Captain Handsome

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