Tom Turkey

After a long haitus, the Captain is back. So we've been posting supreme nonsense of late, I apologize for my distance. Its time to get back....get intimate.......no no fuck that, it felt wierd. Lets just get personal for a minute. Ever sit by yourself and feel like a loser so you turn up the TV really loud so you feel like more is going on? Like you are doin something other than sit by yourself in socks and underwear. Thank god you are handsome. Atleast you think you are. Thats me.

So Happy Thanksgiving!!!! Just had a wonderful Thanksgiving Dinner tonight. Re-heated Indian Food leftovers. Puffed some left over stems I found on the desk. Gave the last of "The Crippler" to the girlfriend 3 days ago. Damn! This is a sorry state of affairs here on E49 th. However, its thanksgiving. I am still damn happy I had the Indian Food. Small Victories my friends, small victories.

(CH on Thanksgiving typing this message)

This is a dead serious Text Converstation:

CH to Scampy: How does the AenonFlux preview make you feel? What do you thing about during it? Happy Thanksgiving.
Scampy reply to CH: Sex. Murder. happy thanksgiving.
-scampy likes charlize-

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Vermont. I was just thinking about Vermont. Nice Place.

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Energize This! A submission from Snakes

November 20, 2005


Dear Energizer,

I was lying in bed with Captain Handsome on a crisp, November, hung-over Sunday, when I started reminiscing about my childhood days growing up in the small town of Millersville, MD. Now having just moved into my closet-sized wannabe of an apartment in New York City; it is scarcely decorated to say the least. While lazily lying on the one piece of furniture in my room that is my bed and staring at my boring, cracked white ceiling, Captain Handsome suggested that I add some excitement to my room by sticking some of those glow in the dark stars that ‘we all’ used to plaster to our ceilings when we were growing up. Now of course for me, being the near sighted contact lens prescription 6.25 wearer that I am, this brought back sad memories of the blurry nights when I had removed my lenses to soak in saline for the night and had to feel my way blindly to my bed. I was always jealous of the kids with 20-20 vision who could dreamily gaze up at those bright stars, drifting off into a peaceful sleep.

However, present day here in my bed in New York City, I finally realized a way that these sad memories can still have a happy ending. Nothing would make me happier than a big, bright, pink Energizer Bunny stuck to my ceiling here in my apartment in the big apple. If I could only fall happily off into a dreamy sleep gazing at the fluff ball pounding away diligently at his drums throughout the night.

So please, Energizer… make me a big ceiling sticker of the cute little Energizer drummer. Help make my sad Millersville memories a shining triumph.

I thank you in advance for your consideration, and look happily forward to your response.

Sincerely,

Julie “Honeysnakes” Hofmann

P.S. I also use your batteries

Editors Note: This is an actual letter that Snakes sent to Energizer via the comment section of their website. We will keep you posted on the response from Energizer. We are all very excited over here at Captainhandsome.blogspot.com. Hope she gets it! - CH