The Coolest Kids on the Planet.....Aren't Us

2pm listening to Boston bout to go to an Ohio State game at a gay bar. What is it that keeps bringing me back? Fate? Curiosity? Depravity? Pussy? That one was from Scampy. The coolest part is that Scampy is acting like I have made him get up at 7am or something. 2pm. Boston. Powers are you gonna shower. Bashfully...."no, Lets go to Wendy's" This is what happens on Saturday Mornings.

SKY BALLS AND SKYSCRAPERS!

Have a great weekend!

Handsome Poll of the Week! Scampy vs John John "Pimp" Kracer

Ok Here are this weeks contestants! On the Left we have the Physique of the Week "Scampy Powers" and to our right we have the El Camino of Pimps "John John Pimp Kracer". Please cast your votes in the comment section. The winner will win a night of drinking on me. Vote as many times as you wish. Voting will end when I decide that I have saved enough money to take one of these drunk asses out for a night. Good luck gentelmen! May the most Handsome win. -CH

Nothing........seriously

So I am sure you many rabid Captain Handsome fans are wondering why no posts this week? Well that is an easy one. Work. I have been doing a ton of it. What a complete waste of time. Seriously, is the meaning of life to break your balls for 45 years so you can buy a house on a lake in Florida. Or if you are from NYC your goal is to become a rich fuck move to Boca Raton, Florida and make every interaction with other people as miserable for them as possible. Isn't there a way to spend the middle 45 years of my life to better use. I mean yes, I have gone to school for 12 years then 4.5 more in college in order to obtain a hard working job and start my 401K. Kiss my ass, i know what you are thinking. I could have done college in 4 years. I just couldn't get the classes I wanted. And yes kiss my ass again, I know that was a run on sentance before. I digress. On the flip side I have been training since birth on how to have a good time and enjoy life. 1st grade. Not paying attention and looking up skirts. 4th grade. Not paying attention to anything but dodgeball. 7 grade. smoked my first cigarette. 8th grade. first real kiss. 9th grade. first drink. 10th grade. first cronotons. 12th grade. complete partying mess. 4 years of college. Drunken partying mess. See as long as I was training for a real job and life I was also training for having a fun ass life. Why now have I chosen my formal training over my personal training? This will be a new focus on the Hansome Machine. Stay tuned for nothing.......seriously.