Where in the' World is Carmen Handsome?

Pirate Pants------->

Where the hell have I been? What an asshole. I didn't even leave a note. I'm grounded. After I drink my milk and wash behind my ears. No no, not a mother scolding scenario. Sorry honey, I really wan't working late all those nights. I........I have been seeing someone else. Slap!

Oh what a tangent I live in. Anyhow, Me and a guy named Bobsled Commando started kind of a joint endeaver. Bobsled was the author of the critically acclamed site "Stanton and Orchard" (see links). The site is called Handsome Bobsled Captain Commando. Same brand of garbage writting, and such but Bobsled adds a nice Detroit Fueled, LES flavored, Top Down......naw I mean the titties are out......kind of flavor. I will be back to this little diary in a bit but until then. Ride the Track. And look damn good doin' it! www.bobsledcommando.blogspot.com

Oh yeah! Say hi to "el bacon" before you come and check it out! Meoruff. She thinks she's a schnauser.....

ITS THE WEEKEND!

GO AHEAD, SAY IT....SAY IT

One more picture to get you through your weekend. I did some research and found out this little lady was under 18 so I had to edit out the nudity. Sorry. Hope you still enjoy the shot.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND AMERICANS!

Raleigh, NC 4/22/06....DONE!

So the boys and girls got together for a little Panic show in Raleigh. Rental Car...check. Snoochers in mass...check. Good weather...check. Jeff blowing a lot hippie's mind by giving him a twenty and asking for all the beer that can buy...check. Watching Snakes dance her ass off in the rain while Jessica hung out with Cancer Boys...check. Spalding disappearing...check. Spaulding meeting his ladyfriend Molly, blacking out, walking into things, blathering, and almost getting kicked out of a bar for going into the supply room...BIG CHECK. Tequilla Shots...check. Thanks for the hospitality Jeff. We'll be back. Thank you very much Rrraleigh (said in a gutteral garndfatherlike southern twang)!

WHHHHAAAAAATTTT.......that one's for you Gordo

CONTROVERSY

I think they are starting to take the racial profiling thing a bit too far

Yeahhh...

So I had the most glorious #2 today. Know what I mean

April 20th

So happy April 20th. I have always loved this day. Sunny, sprinttime, outdoors shit. Just something about it. I feel there is more to today than there really is. You know what I mean? Not sure what it is.................

Guess it isn't anything. I'm out to get some Wasabi Icecream.

To My Reading Public

I AM BACK. MY COMPUTER IS FIXED. THIS GRAPHIC WAS THE MOST AMAZING FIND. IT TOTALLY ENCOMPASSES ALL OF MY FEELINGS FOR YOU AFTER THESE MONTHS OF SILENCE. THE EMOTIONS ARE REAL. TEAR......TEAR....TEAR...WELCOME BACK

Remember This Guy

Short Circuit.....Police Academy....'s........And lest we forget 3 Men and a Baby.
This brave man helped shape the lives of many young Americans. I can say from personal experience that Steve oppened the doors of self esteem for many of us. Dork? Yes. Yes he is. But he still achieved. He doesn't care that people like me are writing this. Cause he is Steve Guttenberg. Dork. Self Esteem Activist. Hero.

Come n' Eat at Joe's

If you ever find youself at the Fingerlakes in upstate New York, I am told that you should check out this place. My roommate, Tim, opened this restaruant with his brother 3 years ago. Tim decided upstate was beans, so he did the heisman and off to live with Captian Handsome in NYC. Anyhow, I will get up there and eat pasta like a businessman at a midtown halal street stand during lunch rush. Until then...here is the site for the restaurant, if any of you are ever upstate. Seriously, if anyone ever goes to this place let me know. I will refund the price of your dinner. Guaranteed! Minus, beverages you fucken lushes. All you have to do is give me a nice little review of your experience. Roooooad Trip. Yeah right, most of you hipster fags haven't left the LES/Village in 2 years. Feel the burn!

The Handsome guy in the blue sweater on the right of the picture is the new roommate. Sadly, after I inquired if this was a halloween photo Tim replies "Yes it is a halloween photo, however noone told me in advance that I should dress up". Stud. All Stud. Tim, if you read this.....how many of those young little ladies did you toss around in your days at the Garage?

The site http://www.joespastagarage.com or check my links section